P.S. I cannot get a youtube video directly onto my site to save my life.
Archive for April, 2007
Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Shitdisco, awesomevideo.
Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This video is genius.
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Happy Anniversary!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Tomorrow, Wednesday the 25th, will mark 4 weeks of my lazy reflective vacation from working. In that time, I have become addicted to online chess (6-game losing streak, baby!), applied to 6-ish positions, watched The View more times than I’d like to admit and have gone on a few leisurely strolls with my pal, Skeletor. [...]
Spring Awakening
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Up until last year, I hated spring. When everyone else was happily waving winter goodbye, I longed for the ability to hibernate until the next big snowfall. But then i discovered capris. I love spring now. Even though I am still beyond pale, I work it. I wear my capris and flip flops with splendor [...]
I won six million dollars!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Oh, readers; I only jest about really winning six million dollars, but I did have a dream last night that I did. The strange thing is that as soon as I was holding what appeared to be a the winning lottery ticket, everyone hated me. I asked to borrow someone’s something-or-other and she sneered, “Why [...]
Feisty!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The new album from Feist is coming out soon. The video for the song, “My Moon, My Man” is on youtube (link posted below) and, let me just say, I wish people really did act this way in airports. I wouldn’t despise going to them nearly as much if people like Feist populated the stale, [...]
I don’t care about the Cardinals but I kinda like St. Louis
Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Well, folks, I’m back from St. Louis. I never really got to experience the real, gritty city (as gritty as STL can be) until I was shown around by a “local” – a.k.a. Brandi. We went all over the place. From the City Museum (a little less museum, a little more adult playground complete with [...]
I knew this was going to happen…
Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I have quickly lapsed into the lazy life. i now go to bed between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. And even though i set my alarm for 9:30, i don’t technically wake up until noon. it’s horrible. and yet excellent at the same time. And dont get me wrong. I have been somewhat productive. I [...]
Daddy drama finally over
Posted in Uncategorized on April 10, 2007 | 2 Comments »
After months of needless delay over who the father of Mrs. Trimspa’s baby really is, the mystery has finally been solved. I think I speak for everyone when i say that this all could have been over with in an hour on the Mauri Povich show. Even though the news media has salivated over these [...]
Gimme a job
Posted in Uncategorized on April 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This week marks the start of a full throttle job search. I’ll be sending my resume out to literally bajillions of places. Hopefully, a few (or at least one) will bite. As much as i would love to be paid to make dorito stains on the couch and watch reuns of Designing Women (featuring the [...]
