Ah, ’tis the season to have my favorite fall meal of all time: grilled cheese and tomato soup. And now, with my new toaster oven, i can conveniently make grilled cheese in my toaster instead of having to use a pan, then WASH a pan, and my god that’s too much work. So really, it’s [...]
Archive for October, 2007
Control
Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Correction
Posted in Uncategorized on October 24, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Readers,
It has come to my attention that I painfully neglected to mention in my last post that the toaster i received is no ordinary, run-of-the-mill toaster. This toaster is apparently called a toaster OVEN and therefore henceforth, it now makes complete sense that i can toast things with cheese on top. Because i guess i [...]
Toaster, meet Ciara. Ciara, meet toaster.
Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2007 | 6 Comments »
So, my sister bought me a toaster for my birthday, and i waited and waited and waited and finally found this giant package sitting in front of my apartment door. You would have thought she packaged a small horse inside that box, except there were no holes poked into the box…unless she decided to package [...]
Barack Obama and Dick Chaney family feud!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I heard yesterday that Obama and Chaney are distant cousins, linked by some dude in the 16th century. What. The. Fuck. ONLY in this world are the two most opposite, good/evil (respectively) politicians r.e.l.a.t.e.d.
Vote Obama!
If you don’t like 30 Rock, I don’t like you.
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I have come to the conclusion that everything Tina Fey touches turns to gold. Since getting the first season of 30 Rock on dvd for my birthday, I have not stopped laughing. Why, i don’t think i’ve chuckled so hard, so consistently since Mean Girls, and before that, since Tina Fey was on Weekend Update [...]
Eggs and the City
Posted in Uncategorized on October 8, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The past two Saturday nights, I’ve gotten a bit tipsy and woken up with a bit of a headache (i.e. hungthefuckover.) So, for the past two Sunday breakfasts, i’ve made the most delicious egg burritos ever. The ingredients are simple, really: a couple eggs, slightly scrambled, razzle-dazzled with pepper and shredded cheese. I chop up [...]
Rear-end my heart
Posted in Uncategorized on October 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So, this evening, on my way home from work, i got rear-ended. And now I’m having a nice, big, glass of wine. Suck it, bad day! Suck it!
O is for October
Posted in Uncategorized on October 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Well fucking damn it; it’s October already. Why, it seems like only yesterday that i was sweating my ass off and wearing capris everyday like it was my job. And it was, because for most of that hot and humid weather, I didn’t have a job. But thanks to your tax dollars, I was getting [...]
