Best line in tonight’s 30 Rock episode:
Liz Lemon: I told him i was 29. I swore to myself i would never lie about my age.
Jenna: I swore to myself that i would never screw Asian men, but the next thing you know, you’re in a Sharper Image store and there’s Kwan.”
And you’re welcome.
Archive for November, 2007
In case you missed it.
Posted in Uncategorized on November 30, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Fragmented sentences
Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I stuffed myself to oblivion this ENTIRE weekend.
Lions are not always the kings of the wild: www.youtube.com/battleatkruger
KU chokes in big games IN EVERY SINGLE SPORT.
I love the game “Sequence”, partly because it’s not a card game, yet…it IS.
I finally moved the boxes out of the corner of my living room that had been sitting there [...]
Dancing with myself
Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2007 | 4 Comments »
So, i have the apartment to myself this week and i hate it. Here are the reasons why:
1. goblins are more apt to suck out my soul while i sleep.
2. all messes are my messes, and therefore no one else’s messes.
3. goblins are more apt to suck out my soul when i come home from [...]
In pursuit of…trivia!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So for the past few friday nights, i have been involved in a debaucherous cult known as trivial pursuit. I now know the reason i was born: to let everyone know that i, without hesitation, can say which Celtic became the second tallest basketball player in the NBA to retire after Larry Bird. Ha! you [...]
cookies make you FAT
Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I got these chocolate chip cookies at Whole Foods yesterday while doing my weekly shopping. And because i got them at whole foods, they are therefore completely heathly. So i had one. And then today, I had 5. And i’m pretty sure the package will be empty by tomorrow night. But i dont give two [...]
if i were a rock star
Posted in Uncategorized on November 9, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So, i went to the Tegan and Sara concert in Lawrence on Monday and the thing i keep learning about myself when i go to concerts is this: i. hate. standing. for. long. periods. of. time. I don’t know what it is. I’m sure i’ve stood for longer at places that are not concert venues, [...]
Fall Back
Posted in Uncategorized on November 5, 2007 | 3 Comments »
So, i changed the header for the month of November and although it is not Thanksgivingish at all, it’s cool and that’s all that matters. I took that photo of a lizard blending in with the dirt while on a hike in the Oregon trails..hehe. Not THE Oregon Trails, i actually forgot where the hell [...]
A very vegas christmas
Posted in Uncategorized on November 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
So, i had to scrape off my windshield for the first time this season and i wasnt too happy about it. That means that before long, i will be freezing my pale ass off scraping three feet of snow off my car. I hate that. I dont know anybody that likes that. I wonder how [...]
