Dear HyVee checker,
If you EVER place my orange juice ON TOP of my french onion sunchips again I swear I will make you price check every single item i get next time. And i know how much that sucks because i did it for 6 years. You will pay!
Archive for January, 2008
A Letter
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Summer Vacation
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m asking for suggestions as to where i should go with my dear twin this June-ish. The following places are NOT going to be considered whatsoever because they are shitdumps:
Florida
New Jersey
Texas
Suggest away!
ah, i love the smell of politicians in the winter
Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If anyone caught the dems debate a few nights ago, you probably saw Clinton and Obama spittin’ mad and hurling fightin’ words at each other. You could totally tell that if they were in a bar, they’d be smashing Miller light bottles on each other’s heads. Well, I take that back. Clinton looks like a [...]
Gargf!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’m watching VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs of the ’80s and the most interesting thing i’ve found out so far is that the girl who sang “99 Luftballoons” had hairy armpits in the video. Ick! Don’t Germans shave? You’re in a video that has been cemented in time! Shave them armpits!
Morning observation
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So every morning before work, i watch 10 minutes of television and eat breakfast. I usually flip between the Today Show and music videos.
As i was watching one particular musical video, i noticed something odd. Now, i must add a disclaimer beforei continue: I HATE Sean Kingston. I don’t advocate his crappy Jamaican/R&B/Rap music [...]
Insert title here
Posted in Uncategorized on January 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I hate coming up with titles for my posts. I feel this pressure for to be clever and feel as if i fail every time. But, wordpress screams at me when i don’t come up with one, so i grudgingly oblige. (actually it nicely asks if im sure that i want to post without a [...]
R.I.P. (recycle in peace)
Posted in Uncategorized on January 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
When i kick the ol’ bucket, i wanna be buried in one of these:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/12/27/green.coffins.ap/index.html
1.1.08.
Posted in Uncategorized on January 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I have a cold. It’s the first day of the year, and I have a cold. This comes almost a year after my last illness, mono. So i did pretty well. Escaped the holidays sick-free for the most part.
