Ninja Kitty



So it’s been a minute since i’ve updated you fine folks on various youtube videos and the like. well it just so happens i hurt my foot playing kill the scrappy pale irish girl flag football last sunday, and ive been on crutches for the past week but am now just starting to slowly and gently limp around. it doesnt really hurt at all anymore, just feels tender in one specific little area near my pinky toe. So i havent been able to go to the gym or anything this past week, and i despise it. hate hate hate. despise despise despise.

but people at work have been really great and helping me out. such a nice little army of minions i now have to do all my work for me.


So for about a month now, i’ve been running twice a week at my gym. i really really like it. I feel like im getting to expend some energy, and i’ve actually gained a couple pounds of pure, rock solid muscle. Watch out now! Don’t even think about fighting me cuz bitch i will RUN.

I’ve been doing 3 miles in half an hour consistently for a few weeks now. My goal up until last night was to run a 7.5 mile, but seeing that i feel like i could die achieving 3 miles in 30 minutes, i might just stick with what i got goin’ right now.

So NBC is LAME and pulled all the SNL footage from youtube, so i cant post the comic gold that was Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin. But i did find a transcript, part of which i will display below. Enjoy:

“PALIN”:  “You know, Hillary and I don’t agree on everything …”

“CLINTON” (OVERLAPPING): “Anything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.”

“PALIN”: “And I can see Russia from my house.”

“CLINTON”: “I believe global warming is caused by man.”

“PALIN”: “And I believe it’s just God hugging us closer.”

“CLINTON”: “I don’t agree with the Bush Doctrine.”

“PALIN”: “I don’t know what that is.”

I love this commercial.

I’m not even going to explain this. I will just introduce this clip with one word: Brilliance.


I’m not a movie watcher. I don’t understand how people can buy dvds like music, sometimes buying movies before they’ve seen them, and how people can have stacks and stacks of dvds. I just don’t think i’ve got the attention span. The select movies i do own have earned their right to sit on my shelf, as they are the only movies i can watch again and again and still be entertained. Among the shortlist are High Fidelity, Mean Girls, Emperor’s New Groove and Best in Show. I’d like to add All The President’s Men, and Knocked Up. I have to say that the latter has made me crack up more times than any other movie in recent memory.

People are shocked and sometimes offended when i say that i have not yet seen the most classic of all classics: Goonies, Back to the Future, Star Wars. And in response, i simply say, “I played outside.”